prettyboyshyflizzy:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I remember one time in hs a teacher tried that we pushed his ass out the way how u gon try that last period on a Friday before the weekend 😂😂😂😂had that poor man pinned behind the door till all of us left 😭😭😭

prettyboyshyflizzy:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I remember one time in hs a teacher tried that we pushed his ass out the way how u gon try that last period on a Friday before the weekend 😂😂😂😂had that poor man pinned behind the door till all of us left 😭😭😭

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iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6

Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else

iPhone user: I just like this pho-

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fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

OH FUCK

I’d like to point out that Phineas has an older sister, Candace. Now, I’m not entirely sure, but I believe they canonically are from the same father. This would mean that not only did Linda do the do with Dr. Doof, she did it twice.

I’LL USE MY FORNICATORNATOR TO CONQUER YOUR THIGH STATE AREA.

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